Tee
$32
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, small chest print.
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Rocket tee
$32
Black heavyweight tee, full front print.
Dad hat
$30
Unstructured cotton twill, embroidered.
Mug
$18
11 oz glossy ceramic. "The coffee isn't cutting it." on both sides.
Koozie
$5
Fits a tall 12 oz can. Printed front and back like the can. Free with orders of $50+.
Shipping and returns
US shipping only for now. Each item is printed or embroidered when you order it, then ships in 5 to 12 business days. If anything arrives damaged, misprinted or the wrong item, email hello@ebitda-energy.com within 30 days with a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you. Because pieces are made to order, we can’t take back items that are simply the wrong size, so check the size before you order.
Mockups show the design; colors may vary slightly by screen and fabric.